Iran News:
President Ahmadinejad defied the U.S. demand to halt their nuclear program. The good news is the U.S. does not need to bomb Iran to get rid of Ahmadinejad, just have President Obama campaign for ...
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ExxonMobil Named Official Sponsor Of Midterm Elections
Finland News:
A train crashed into a Holiday Inn in downtown Helsinki. Here is the odd part. It was an Amtrak train from Connecticut.
Middle East News:
Dubai opened the world’s tallest skyscraper today at 2,640 feet tall. When asked how many elevators it has, the guy who built it was like “Ahhhh crap. Elevators!”
Health News:
Plastic surgeons and fitness centers are reporting a huge spike in business It is no surprise. Polls show the most frequently-made New Year's resolution was to get in shape for airport screenings.
Cheney Update:
Dick Cheney continues to rip the White House for downplaying terrorism. He sounds like a candidate. Cheney is determined to prove that Sarah Palin isn't the only way Barack Obama can be re-elected.
Limbaugh Update:
Rush Limbaugh is OK after being released from a Hawaiian hospital after a heart scare. Fox News sent flowers; MSNBC sent cheese fries.
Limbaugh Update:
Rush Limbaugh is doing fine after suffering chest pains last month. Doctors don't know what caused it, but it may have something to do with being an overweight man whose job is being enraged.
Woods Update:
AT&T dropped their connection with Tiger Woods. That's not unusual. AT&T drops all connections two, three times a day.
