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England News:

Susan Boyle called the police after an intruder broke into her house, which must be terrifying. Imagine walking into a dark living room in the middle of the night and bumping into Susan Boyle.

National News:

President Obama proposed freeze on federal discretionary spending will not apply to spending on National defense, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and stimulus packages. It is like quitting ...

Massachusetts News:

During his acceptance speech newly-elected Sen. Scott Brown told the crowd that his daughters are both “available.” Wow, so many great American speeches. “Four score and seven years ago,” ...

California News:

It actually hailed in Las Angeles last week which excited the people who live there… they thought it was raining crack.

Grand Cayman News:

The Island was hit with a six-point earthquake last week. The relief effort is minimal. This time the world does not have to send money, it is already there.

Congress News:

Haiti was suggested for U.S. statehood by several Democratic Congressmen. It just shows you the extent Democrats are willing to go for two more votes for health care reform

Venezuela News:

President Hugo Chavez accused the U.S. of attempting to colonize Haiti by sending troops there. That is not the plan. The plan is to get Haiti a Fannie Mae loan, fix it up and then flip it.

England News:

A cigar butt smoked by Winston Churchill at a war cabinet meeting is being put up for auction. It will set a record price for a historic cigar, at least until the Clinton Library auctions its ...

Celebrity News:

Hollywood stars and musicians raised millions of dollars in a telethon last week. Organizers of the event are calling the “Hope for Conan” telethon a complete success.

China News:

China tested a missile designed to disable U.S. military satellites. The good news is they have no defense against our most potent weapon. If they declare war, we declare Chapter Eleven.

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