Afghanistan News:
Osama bin Laden released another tape blaming the U.S. for global warming. You can tell he is running out of ideas if that’s the best he’s got. Even the U.S. blames the U.S. for global warming!
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Palin Update:
Sarah Palin will be the featured speaker at the first Tea Party Convention. In a related story, the featured speaker will be the Mad Hatter.
Afghanistan News:
In his most recently released tape, Osama Bin Landen blasted the U. S for Global Warming. The move is being seen as an attempt to rebrand himself as an “eco-friendly terrorist.”
Reminder:
If you have nothing nice to say, say it online.
Random Thought:
How times have changed. We used to worry whenever we saw a cop in the rear view mirror. Now we worry when we see a Toyota.
Afghanistan News:
The U.S. is proposing a half-billion dollar fund to create jobs for Taliban members who agree to lay down their arms. If it works there, we are going to offer the same deal to NBA players.
Iraq News:
Chemical Ali was hanged in Bagdad. Chemical Ali is the one that killed thousands of Kurds. He should not be confused with the guy who killed NBC. That was Chemical Zucker.
Terrorist Update:
The Obama administration has reversed itself and is considering moving the trial of the 9/11 terrorists out of Manhattan. That could have been a huge problem. If they had convened a jury pool of ...
Iran News:
President Ahmadinejad defied the U.S. demand to halt their nuclear program. The good news is the U.S. does not need to bomb Iran to get rid of Ahmadinejad, just have President Obama campaign for ...
New York News:
Richard Nixon's grandson Christopher Nixon Cox is running for Congress. The Republican brand is recovering so fast that even the Nixons can run again.
