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National News:

President Obama met with the Republicans for seven hours. He praised them when it was appropriate and he was gently critical when necessary. It was like watching a really good special ed teacher.

Random Thought:

We watched the healthcare summit and all the politicians started telling all their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother’s battle with cancer, Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft ...

Woods Update:

Yet another woman has come out saying she had sex with Tiger Woods. If we showed a map of the U.S. with a red dot every place where a Tiger Woods mistress lives, he has better coverage than Verizon.

Congress News:

House Democrats conjured a strategy allowed them to avoid a vote on health care and instead deem the bill passed and send it to the president. We ordered Iraq not to look. This is for mature ...

Technology News:

Microsoft and Yahoo announced that they will team up to fight Google… as originally predicted in the book of Revelations.

FTC News:

The Federal Trade Commission is reporting that identity theft was down in 2009. Sources close to the agency say the drop is due to fewer identities being worth stealing.

Hockey News

Canada defeated the U.S. to win the gold medal in Olympic hockey, sending both countries into a celebration as Canadians get the championship and Americans get to stop pretending they care about ...

Congress News:

The House Ethics Committee issued its finding that House Ways and Means Chairman Charlie Rangel broke ethics rules by attending a conference where corporations were paying all the bills. House ...

California News:

The state leads the nation in the number cupcake stores .When did we start eating so many cupcakes? Also, there are about 10,000 marijuana dispensaries in California and… oh wait… now we get it. ...

Edwards Update:

Elizabeth Edwards announced that she and John have separated. So it looks like it is not just Nancy Pelosi that is going to lose the house this year.

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