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Education News:

A new panel is seeking National standards for education, The new standards will include gum chewing, passing notes and sharing what you find so funny with the rest of the class.

France News:

President Sarkozy and first lady Carla Bruni were reported to be both carrying on adulterous affairs. The reason newspapers do better in Europe than in America is because our national pastime is ...

Texas News:

The Texas School Board wrestled with history book content along with pitched battles over religious content. It's dangerous to let an oil state set textbook standards for the whole nation. On the ...

Sheen Update:

Charlie Sheen and his wife trying to reconcile. They have a good plan. They will both go into rehab; then go to marriage counseling and then they are both going to Augusta to play in the Masters.

Edwards Update:

John Edward’s mistress said that the money she received from his campaign fund was not “hush money.”She is right. Once you give tell everybody, it is not “hush money”. It’s “down the ...

New York News:

Reports say that some cab drivers are overcharging as much as $4.00 a trip. So here is a tip: If you think you have been unfairly charged, just haggle with the cab driver… they love that.

Business News:

There is a new breakfast cereal out called “Chocolate Cheerios.” Has Cheerios totally given up? Isn’t that just donuts and milk?

Hollywood News:

Keanu Reeves will star in “Speed 3.” The first “Speed” was about a runaway bus, the second was about a boat, and the third one is going to be about a Toyota.

England News:

A 507-carat diamond sold for $35 million at an auction in London. It is the size of a chicken egg. All we can say is, “We hope it works, Tiger.”

Montana News:

Search crews are looking for two bags of mail in the wilderness that fell out of an airplane. On the plus side, a bunch of squirrels were excited to learn they had been pre-approved for a Discover ...

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