Jihad Jane Update:
The mother of terrorist Jihad Jane says her daughter only joined a terrorist group because she was lonely. She wanted to meet al-Qaida guys so badly that online, she lied and said she was a goat.
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Urgent Reminder:
Now is the time to get on the good side of your death panel.
China News:
A huge sandstorm turned the sky over Beijing orange. Emergency measures are in place until it returns to its normal shade of brown.
Pelosi Update:
Nancy Pelosi’s favorability rating is down to 11 percent, making her the most disliked woman in America with less than eight kids.
Jackson Update:
Dr. Conrad Murray, former personal physician to Michael Jackson, could have his medical license revoked. That seems like a reasonable thing to do. How many patients does he have left anyway?
Bush Update:
Former President George W. Bush traveled to Haiti to talk about the country’s recovery plan. It was quite a departure for him. It is unusual for him to visit a disaster of this magnitude that ...
Health News:
Nutritionists now say that obsessing about eating only healthy foods can be bad for you. It is rare disorder that may affect up to three Americans per year.
Palin Update:
Sarah Palin spoke out against the healthcare bill saying that elections have consequences. That is why instead of being vice president of the United States, she is trying to get a reality show on ...
Healthcare News:
The Health Care Reform Act is now the law of the land, but it is just a matter of time before a Republican president is sworn into office and declares that our long national colonoscopy is over.
Internet News:
Last week the Youtube Internet site went down. It was awful; in order to get their morning fix, hundreds of people had to teach their own cats how to play the piano.
