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A seventh grade teacher was arrested for teaching while drunk. Which is why his Earth Science class now thinks hurricanes are formed when rum collides with lime juice, fruit and crushed ice.
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Clinton Update:
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was in Mexico earlier this week. Nothing important. She has to go down there every year at this time to drag Bill back from spring break.
Health News:
A new study reports that optimism boosts people’s immune system. So remember to ask your doctor if optimism is right for you.
England News:
A woman in Britain said that her pet goldfish survived for seven hours in the open air outside of his tank, which is a world record for goldfish torture. In the fish world, it’s known as ...
Arizona News:
John McCain and Sarah Palin appeared together at a campaign rally. Palin gave her standard stump speech, which means you ask a question, and she’s stumped.
Palin Update
Sarah Palin mocked democrats saying. “How's that hopey-changey thing working out for ya?” To which democrats replied “Great. And how’s that whole Hooked on Phonics thing working out for ...
National News:
Congressmen who supported the new healthcare bill have been receiving death threats. One congressman walked outside his house this last week and there was a Toyota in his driveway.
Arizona News:
John McCain and Sarah Palin are campaigning together again. I guess because it worked so well last time? So how does he introduce her? .... “And now the young woman who cost me the presidency… ...
Afghanistan News:
President Obama made a surprise visit to the troops in Afghanistan. It turns out he was shooting an episode of “Undercover Boss.”
Art News:
A New York City art dealer has pleaded guilty to swindling his clients out of more than $100-million… otherwise known as “The Art Business.”
